28 February 2008

SPR - bilalah nak berubah ke arah yang lebih baik?

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cuba semak ic ni dlm http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftarbi.asp

Siapa yang buat kesilapan ni? Perhatikan tarikh lahir dalam laman web itu...

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

FORWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! =)
i hope u laugh 2

Best Regards,
-HERRY-

Tauge - memang berkhasiat !

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Pak Cipan tak ingat siapa yang menghantar email ni lama dahulu bersama dengan kebaikan petai. Tapi bacalah untuk mengetahui khasiat tauge.

Menu tauge untuk hidangan makan tengah hari mahupun makan malam sering kali dipandang sebelah mata oleh kebanyakan kita. Tauge dilihat sebagai hidangan yang langsung tidak menyelerakan.

Tapi tahukah anda, tauge yang kerap kali menjadi pilihan terakhir untuk dijadikan syaur ini sebenarnya mempunyai banyak khasiat. Tauge dikatakan mampu menyumbang kepada kesuburan lelaki dan wanita.Pengambilan tauge oleh kaum lelaki mampu membuatkan sperma yang dihasilkan oleh golongan ini makin baik. Begitu juga wanita, ia cukup berkesan membantu kesuburan telur yang dihasilkan.

Bagaimanapun, khasiat tauge tidak sekadar penyumbang kesuburan, ia juga terbukti melalui kajian mengandungi bahan yang dapat melumpuhkan bibit kanser, usus besar, pankreas dan juga penyakit leukimia.

Mengikut kajian yang dijalankan tauge sama ada dari jenis kacang hijau, alfalfa dan sebagainya mengandungi banyak unsur fitokimia ya berkhasiat. Salah satunya ialah kanavanin (canavanine), sejenis asid yang amino. Kanavanin, dukatakan mampu melumpuhkan bibit kanser leukimia, usus besar dan pankreas.

Selain itu, tauge juga mempunyai estrogen semulajadi berfungsi sama dengan estrogen sintesis. Estrogen dalam tauge dapat meningkatkan kepadatan dan susunan tulang, serta mencegah kerapuhan tulang (osteoporosis)

Pengambilan tauge oleh wanita secara kerap dapat membantu mereka menghindar mereka dari kanser payudara, gangguan menjelang menstruasi,simptom pra-menopaus, dan gangguan akibat menopaus.

Sewaktu kacang-kacang dicambahkan untuk dijadikan tauge secara umum kadar saponinya meningkat sehingga 450 peratus. Mereka yang berisiko penyakit strok dan serangan jantung, gara-gara kadar lemak darah yang tinggi dianjurkan lebih banyak mengambil tauge dalam menu harian mereka. Saponi dalam tauge, menghalau "lemak jahat" LDL, tanpa mengganggu kandungan lemak baik HDL.

Selain sarat DNA, tauge padat dengan antioksida kuat yang menghalang tubuh dari radikal bebas perosak sel DNA. Pelindungan ini menguatkan kesimpulan tauge merupakan sayuran yang membuat anda menjadi lebih muda.

Satu lagi khasiat tauge yang tidak kurang hebat adalah membantu membuang kotoran dalam usus besar kerana mengandungi banyak serat dan air. Inilah yang menjadi tunjang utama tauge dalam memerangi sel kanser.

Apabila kotoran segera meniggalkan usus besar, tiada lagi zat-zat racun dalam kotoran yang yang dapat diserap tubuh. Ia akan mencegah pengumpulan bahan beracun yang dapat merangsang berseminya benih kanser. Selepas membaca kebaikan sayur tauge janganlah ragu-ragu lagi untuk mengambilnya

Calon Bebas P36 - Semoga Berjaya

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Setiap kali Pilihanraya, ada perkara menarik yang berlaku. Kali ini Calon Bebas P36 Kuala Terengganu - Nenek Maimun. Pak Cipan ucapkan syabas kerana berani menjadi calon pilihanraya. Semoga Nenek Maimun mencapai kejayaan yang dijuangkan.

22 February 2008

PILIHANRAYA ke 12 - Lakukan Tanggungjawab Anda

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Bagi sesiapa yang layak mengundi, jalankanlah tanggungjawab anda.
Semak daftar pemilih:





Lawak DUN pilihanraya


DUN yg paling sejuk . DUN Batu Berendam
DUN yg paling tak de rasa . DUN Air Tawar
DUN yg paling panas , DUN Pedas.
DUN yg paling miskin . DUN Sekupang
DUN yg paling muda , DUN Sri Muda
DUN yg paling lemah , DUN Batang Berjuntai
DUN yg paling basah , DUN Sg Besar
DUN yg kuat makan satay , DUN Kajang
DUN yg banyak hantu , DUN Pucong
DUN yg ada istana , DUN Kota Raja.
DUN yg banyak ikan , DUN Tg Sepat
DUN yg paling keras , DUN Batu Tiga.
DUN paling pendalaman , DUN Hulu Klang
DUN banyak air , DUN Ampangan
DUN banyak penganas . DUN Kuala Kubu.
DUN paling takde kemajuan , DUN Gurun
DUN paling bahaya , DUN Baling.
DUN banyak semut . DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
DUN paling pelik , DUN Sg Ada Burung
DUN ada binatang , DUN Kijang
DUN paling wangi ,DUN Pokok Sena
DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk

21 February 2008

Air purifier in taxis

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Well, I don't know if this is true or not... but the writer claimed this is a true story.....

No matter the taxi driver is chinese,malay or indian, PLEASE BE AWARE!If you notice that there is a sound of spray of perfume or air purifier inside the taxi, PLEASE GET DOWN from the TAXI IMMEDIATELY! !

It just happened to me just now. It was about 12.45 am. I got into a taxidriven by a malay man. I was in the taxi for a few minutes, I suddenly heard of a sound of spray and there was a smell like air purifier. I feltweird as to why the driver put two types of air purifiers in his taxi.The smell immediately reminded me about this forwarded email that I read. I started to be aware of my surroundings. But the puff of thepurifier kept appears every few minutes. I was very worried and scared.

Gradually, I sensed that my body started to feel weaker and weaker. Thepurifier kept puffing from the back seat, just right behind me. As I really felt my whole body is weaken, I asked the driver to let me get down atthe side road. But he kept trying to talk to me and ask me why not droppingme off at my destination. I think he was trying to drag the time. To my horror, I felt both of my hands and legs got numbed and no energy, almostcould not move.

When I talked to the driver, I could not even speak properly, not to say toshout for help, 'cos I was really too weak... Immediately, I opened the door and ran to passer-by for help.

I really thank God for saving me. If not, I really can't imagine what wouldhave happened to me. I am traumatised by this incident.

This is TRUE case. Please do keep in mind! IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THANSORRY! I feel the need to share with you guys, no matter you are men or women 'cos it is NOT a LIE , not a made-up story. It really happened. Do! letyour friends, family members and relatives know about this case. Ibelieve you are just like me, don't wish anybody to be the victim of this case.

"Please be aware when aboard to a taxi, especially the ladies." Ireceived an email some months ago about a lady getting into a cab and felt uneasy and become faint when she smelt something like incense beingburnt. She was smart enough to order the taxi to stop immediately and afterthrowing some money at the taxi man quickly get out of the taxi. She later got to know that if she had not stopped the taxi and gotten out, shewould have fainted and raped by the taxi man (or a gang of rapists)!

After reading this, I thought maybe this was one of those emails that youwould read and just forget about it, but I was wrong!

Few weeks ago, a visitor to our Chinese church who stayed in Puchonggot into a taxi driven by an Indian man. When she sat into the taxi, there was a little burner and she could smell incense burning in the taxi.

After awhile, she felt weak and unable to speak or shout. The Indian taxi mandrove to a lonely road where there was hardly anyone and raped her.

Before she was completely knocked out, she was told by the taxi guy that shewas his number six victim. She was not only raped but also robbed! When she was conscious again, she quickly went to see a doctor. The sad thing is, thedoctor knew she was raped but did not advise her what to do.The doctor just let her make the decision to make or not to make apolice report. Since she does not know the rapist name and also the taxi number and in great fear after this trauma, she told the doctor that shewould not dare to report to the police. The doctor said since she darenot make the report, he would just have to destroy the medical report! Because the rapist took her whole bag with her ID in it, he got her addressand even has the guts to come straight to her house and try to be funny withher.Please remember not to get into a taxi that smells funny and if possible don't get into a taxi alone, and if you have to do so, give a call or smsback to your friends or relatives and let them know the taxi registrationnumber and if possible, the name of the taxi man. AND OPEN THE WINDOW!

20 February 2008

TEROWONG ZIONIS

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Sumber: Aman Palestin

Penggalian di bawah Baitul Maqdis berlaku semenjak tahun 1967. Ia disedari oleh umat Islam pada 24 September 1996 apabila rejim Zionis Israel merasmikan terowong tersebut sempena perayaan sambutan 3000 Tahun Bandar Daud. Ketika itu, panjang terowong menjangkau 488meter dengan ketinggian melebihi 13 meter dan juga 20 meter di sesetengah tempat.

Tujuan penggalian terowong tersebut ialah untuk merobohkan Masjid Aqsa secara semulajadi. Sebarang gegaran berpunca dari gempa bumi dan letupan yang kuat sudah cukup untuk meruntuhkan Masjid al-Aqsa.
Apabila roboh, pihak rejim Zionis akan berlepas tangan dan tidak akan bertanggungjawab serta segera membina Haikal(kuil) dengan alasan masjid roboh dengan sendiri dan tanah tersebut akan menjadi milik mereka kerana tiada lagi masjid di atasnya. Pada Mac 2001, 30 buah pertubuhan ekstrimis Yahudi telah bersepakat meletak batu asas penubuhan Haikal di kawasan Kubah al-Sakhra

RIBENA ADA KANDUNGAN ARAK

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LONDON : Pemimpin Islam di Birmingham menggesa diadakan rombakan menyeluruh dalam undang-undang pengguna selepas kemunculan berita menggemparkan bahawa dua minuman ringan kegemaran mengandungi arak. Birmingham Post semalam melaporkan ramai peniaga membuang stok Ribena dan Lucozade selepas pengguna mendapati ramuan perisa air minuman
itu mengandungi arak meskipun pada paras yang rendah. Peraturan makanan tidak mensyaratkan pengeluar produk itu, Glaxo-SmithKline menyenaraikan arak pada bungkusan minuman itu kerana kandungan arak itu pada! kadar yang rendah.

Bagaimanapun, umat Islam yang diharamkan daripada meminum arak mendakwa semua minuman ringan seharusnya dilabelkan dengan jelas jika ada ramuan yang bercampur arak meskipun amat sedikit. Empat tahun lalu, Walkers sebuah syarikat makanan, menukar label pada bungkusan kerepeknya selepas akhbar Birmingham Post mendedahkan snek keju dan bawangnya mengandungi ekstrak lembu tidak sembelih. Kandungan arak dalam Ribenadan Lucozade adalah kurang daripada 0.1 peratus tetapi umat Islam memberitahu Birmingham Post bahawa mereka kecewa selepas mengetahui bahawa mereka sejak sekian lama meminum arak meskipun pada paras yang teramat rendah. Pengerusi Masjid Jamik Birmingham, Dr Mohammed Naseem menyuarakan
rasa terkejutnya kerana undang-undang itu masih membenarkan kandungan dalam makanan atau minuman tidak dinyatakan dengan jelas pada label. "Kita amat kecewa kerana sebelum ini umat Islam menganggap minuman ringan seperti Ribena dan Lucozade ini halal tetapi sebaliknya," katanya. Pekedai yang juga anggota Persatuan Peniaga Ladypool, Mohammed Zaman Khan berkata penjualan Ribena dan Lucozade jatuh mendadak sejak beberapa minggu lalu dan beliau memastikan produk itu tiada pada rak kedainya.

Jurucakap Glaxo-SmithKline memberi alasan label minuman dan makanan pasti tidak dapat dibaca jika peraturan mensyaratkan semua komponen bagi penyediaan makanan itu dinyatakan. "Sesetengah bahan perasa mengandungi lebih 50 komponen. Kami amat sensitif dengan keperluan budaya pengguna dan cuba menangani isu itu jika ia dimaklumkan kepada kami,"
katanya.

Beliau mengakui minuman tenaga Lucozade berperisa asli, limau, tropika dan sitrus mengandungi paras rendah arak begitu juga dengan lima perasa yang disediakan untuk Ribena.. - Agensi

19 February 2008

Apa patut kita buat? Sebagai Muslim......

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Sumber: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/27/nation/20071227210017&sec=nation

PETALING JAYA: The publisher of Herald - The Catholic Weekly has filed a writ of summons and a statement of claim in the Kuala Lumpur High Court to seek appropriate declarations of the use of the word "Allah".

The publisher said in a statement released Thursday that the Internal Security Ministry had issued a series of directives to the publisher to cease the use of the word "Allah" in the weekly.

The publisher also said that if they failed to do so, the publication’s permit would either be suspended or revoked.

“We have decided to have our legal position to use the word determined by the courts,” the statement said.

The weekly’s editor Reverend Father Lawrence Andrew said that the writ was filed on Dec 5.

The 13-year-old paper, which carries reports about the Catholic community in English, Malay, Tamil and Chinese, has a circulation of 12,000 for its members.

3 pembekal ayam tak sembelih disaman termasuk TESCO

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Oleh Fatin Hafizah Mohd Shahar

Sumber dari http://www.bharian.com.my/

KUALA LUMPUR: Timbalan Pengarah Jabatan Kebudayaan, Kesenian, Pelancongan
dan Sukan, Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur (DBKL), Zainuddin Md Zin, semalam
memfailkan kira-kira RM5 juta terhadap tiga pembekal dan penjual ayam,
termasuk Tesco Stores (Malaya) Sdn Bhd kerana menjual ayam yang tidak
disembelih.

Zainuddin, 55, menamakan Perak Duck Food Industries Sdn Bhd, CKL Marketing
Sdn Bhd dan Tesco sebagai defendan pertama, kedua dan ketiga dalam saman
yang difailkan menerusi Tetuan M K Othman & Co di Pejabat Pendaftaran
Mahkamah Tinggi Jalan Duta, di sini.

Beliau dalam tuntutannya memohon ganti rugi khas, termasuk kos pembelian
ayam, kos perbelanjaan makan dan minum bagi pertemuannya dengan wakil dari
Perak Duck Food Industries Sdn Bhd dan kos bagi menghadiri pemeriksaan di
Bahagian Hab Halal Jabatan Agama Islam Malaysia (Jakim) di Cyberjaya.

Selain itu, beliau juga menuntut menghadiri pemeriksaan di Persatuan
Pengguna Islam (PPIM) di Keramat di sini dan kos untuk menghadiri
pemeriksaan di Jabatan Agama Islam Perak di Ipoh yang semuanya bernilai RM1,
375.77.

Zainuddin juga memohon defendan untuk membayar ganti rugi am, ganti rugi
teruk dan ganti rugi teladan yang bernilai RM5 juta kerana defendan pertama
dan kedua berlaku khianat dengan membekalkan makanan berlogo halal kepada
semua umat Islam.

Di samping itu, beliau turut memohon mahkamah untuk menghalang ketiga-tiga
defendan untuk menjual, mengedar, memasar atau menyebabkan produk itu berada
di pasaran.

Plaintif juga meminta mahkamah mengarahkan ketiga-tiga defendan memohon
maaf kepada semua umat Islam di negara ini berterusan selama tiga hari di
muka hadapan akhbar utama bahasa Melayu dengan menanggung segala kos
perbelanjaan.

Dalam writ saman berkenaan, beliau juga mendakwa defendan pertama gagal
memastikan keadaan ayam yang dihasilkan tidak disembelih mengikut Syara' dan
tidak prihatin serta sensitif kepada kehendak umat Islam.

Defendan kedua pula didakwa secara cuai menyelia pengeluaran produk yang
berlogo halal pada bungkusan itu, manakala defendan ketiga gagal melakukan
sebarang pemeriksaan bagi memastikan keselamatan halal produk itu sebelum
dipasarkan.

"Pada 28 Oktober tahun lalu saya membeli tiga ayam selasih di Tesco dan
mendapati ayam yang dilabelkan logo halal tidak disembelih dengan betul
mengikut prosedur penyembelihan.

"Sangkaan saya ternyata betul apabila PPIM mengesahkan ayam yang dibeli
tidak halal kerana urat leher ayam yang disembelih itu tidak putus,"
katanya.

18 February 2008

UBI KAYU BERBENTUK KAKI

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Memang aneh kejadian Tuhan ya! Ini Pak Cipan dapat dari seorang peminat. Tapi dia tak beritahu kat mana gambar ni diambil...

STOP COMPLAINING !!!!!!!!!

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No prerequisites... simply, because
everyone should be reminded !!!



Are you still complaining?
Or, you just can't stop complain?
Then look at this and tell me what you think?

Are they complaining? Or they just have that to survive?

Observe around you and be thankful for all that you have in this transitory lifetime...

Let us complain less and give more...
..... do your part!





14 February 2008

Warren Buffet, the second richest man

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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his ife:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:

A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B. Live your life as simple as you are.

C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.

D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.

F. After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your life."

13 February 2008

Nak Tukar Duit Raya?

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Inilah gambar yang menunjukkan keadaan sebenar masa kini dalam masyarakat kita. Siapa yang peduli tentang halal dan haram lagi. Yang penting kalau menang dapat duit... kalau kalah, rugi beberapa ringgit.

Walau sudah terang lagikan bersuluh bahawa hukumnya haram... siap pakai baju raya lagi tu. Kalau tak pergi majlis rumah terbuka, mesti pergi akad nikah.....
kalau bukan, ni mesti pergi sembahayang Jumaat.
Bawalah bertaubat bang.......

12 February 2008

'strawberry quick' - A New Danger in Schools

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There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that we all need to be aware of.....
There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks (the candy that sizzles and 'pops' in your mouth). It also smells like strawberry and it is being handed out to kids in school yards . They are calling it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to emergency in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.
Please instruct your children to not accept candy from strangers and even not to accept candy that looks like this from a friend (who may have been given it and believe it is candy) and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. immediately.
Pass this email on to as many people as you can (even if they don't have kids) so that we can raise awareness and hopefully prevent any tragedies from occurring.

Recipe : Soup And Stew