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cuba semak ic ni dlm http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftarbi.asp
Siapa yang buat kesilapan ni? Perhatikan tarikh lahir dalam laman web itu...

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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

FORWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! =)
i hope u laugh 2

Pak Cipan tak ingat siapa yang menghantar email ni lama dahulu bersama dengan kebaikan petai. Tapi bacalah untuk mengetahui khasiat tauge.

Menu tauge untuk hidangan makan tengah hari mahupun makan malam sering kali dipandang sebelah mata oleh kebanyakan kita. Tauge dilihat sebagai hidangan yang langsung tidak menyelerakan.

Tapi tahukah anda, tauge yang kerap kali menjadi pilihan terakhir untuk dijadikan syaur ini sebenarnya mempunyai banyak khasiat. Tauge dikatakan mampu menyumbang kepada kesuburan lelaki dan wanita.Pengambilan tauge oleh kaum lelaki mampu membuatkan sperma yang dihasilkan oleh golongan ini makin baik. Begitu juga wanita, ia cukup berkesan membantu kesuburan telur yang dihasilkan.

Bagaimanapun, khasiat tauge tidak sekadar penyumbang kesuburan, ia juga terbukti melalui kajian mengandungi bahan yang dapat melumpuhkan bibit kanser, usus besar, pankreas dan juga penyakit leukimia.

Mengikut kajian yang dijalankan tauge sama ada dari jenis kacang hijau, alfalfa dan sebagainya mengandungi banyak unsur fitokimia ya berkhasiat. Salah satunya ialah kanavanin (canavanine), sejenis asid yang amino. Kanavanin, dukatakan mampu melumpuhkan bibit kanser leukimia, usus besar dan pankreas.

Selain itu, tauge juga mempunyai estrogen semulajadi berfungsi sama dengan estrogen sintesis. Estrogen dalam tauge dapat meningkatkan kepadatan dan susunan tulang, serta mencegah kerapuhan tulang (osteoporosis)

Pengambilan tauge oleh wanita secara kerap dapat membantu mereka menghindar mereka dari kanser payudara, gangguan menjelang menstruasi,simptom pra-menopaus, dan gangguan akibat menopaus.

Sewaktu kacang-kacang dicambahkan untuk dijadikan tauge secara umum kadar saponinya meningkat sehingga 450 peratus. Mereka yang berisiko penyakit strok dan serangan jantung, gara-gara kadar lemak darah yang tinggi dianjurkan lebih banyak mengambil tauge dalam menu harian mereka. Saponi dalam tauge, menghalau "lemak jahat" LDL, tanpa mengganggu kandungan lemak baik HDL.

Selain sarat DNA, tauge padat dengan antioksida kuat yang menghalang tubuh dari radikal bebas perosak sel DNA. Pelindungan ini menguatkan kesimpulan tauge merupakan sayuran yang membuat anda menjadi lebih muda.

Satu lagi khasiat tauge yang tidak kurang hebat adalah membantu membuang kotoran dalam usus besar kerana mengandungi banyak serat dan air. Inilah yang menjadi tunjang utama tauge dalam memerangi sel kanser.

Well, I don't know if this is true or not... but the writer claimed this is a true story.....

No matter the taxi driver is chinese,malay or indian, PLEASE BE AWARE!If you notice that there is a sound of spray of perfume or air purifier inside the taxi, PLEASE GET DOWN from the TAXI IMMEDIATELY! !

It just happened to me just now. It was about 12.45 am. I got into a taxidriven by a malay man. I was in the taxi for a few minutes, I suddenly heard of a sound of spray and there was a smell like air purifier. I feltweird as to why the driver put two types of air purifiers in his taxi.The smell immediately reminded me about this forwarded email that I read. I started to be aware of my surroundings. But the puff of thepurifier kept appears every few minutes. I was very worried and scared.

Gradually, I sensed that my body started to feel weaker and weaker. Thepurifier kept puffing from the back seat, just right behind me. As I really felt my whole body is weaken, I asked the driver to let me get down atthe side road. But he kept trying to talk to me and ask me why not droppingme off at my destination. I think he was trying to drag the time. To my horror, I felt both of my hands and legs got numbed and no energy, almostcould not move.

When I talked to the driver, I could not even speak properly, not to say toshout for help, 'cos I was really too weak... Immediately, I opened the door and ran to passer-by for help.

I really thank God for saving me. If not, I really can't imagine what wouldhave happened to me. I am traumatised by this incident.

This is TRUE case. Please do keep in mind! IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THANSORRY! I feel the need to share with you guys, no matter you are men or women 'cos it is NOT a LIE , not a made-up story. It really happened. Do! letyour friends, family members and relatives know about this case. Ibelieve you are just like me, don't wish anybody to be the victim of this case.

"Please be aware when aboard to a taxi, especially the ladies." Ireceived an email some months ago about a lady getting into a cab and felt uneasy and become faint when she smelt something like incense beingburnt. She was smart enough to order the taxi to stop immediately and afterthrowing some money at the taxi man quickly get out of the taxi. She later got to know that if she had not stopped the taxi and gotten out, shewould have fainted and raped by the taxi man (or a gang of rapists)!

After reading this, I thought maybe this was one of those emails that youwould read and just forget about it, but I was wrong!

Few weeks ago, a visitor to our Chinese church who stayed in Puchonggot into a taxi driven by an Indian man. When she sat into the taxi, there was a little burner and she could smell incense burning in the taxi.

After awhile, she felt weak and unable to speak or shout. The Indian taxi mandrove to a lonely road where there was hardly anyone and raped her.

Sumber: Aman Palestin

Sumber: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/27/nation/20071227210017&sec=nation

PETALING JAYA: The publisher of Herald - The Catholic Weekly has filed a writ of summons and a statement of claim in the Kuala Lumpur High Court to seek appropriate declarations of the use of the word "Allah".

The publisher said in a statement released Thursday that the Internal Security Ministry had issued a series of directives to the publisher to cease the use of the word "Allah" in the weekly.

The publisher also said that if they failed to do so, the publication’s permit would either be suspended or revoked.

“We have decided to have our legal position to use the word determined by the courts,” the statement said.

The weekly’s editor Reverend Father Lawrence Andrew said that the writ was filed on Dec 5.

The 13-year-old paper, which carries reports about the Catholic community in English, Malay, Tamil and Chinese, has a circulation of 12,000 for its members.

Oleh Fatin Hafizah Mohd Shahar

Sumber dari http://www.bharian.com.my/

KUALA LUMPUR: Timbalan Pengarah Jabatan Kebudayaan, Kesenian, Pelancongan
dan Sukan, Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur (DBKL), Zainuddin Md Zin, semalam
memfailkan kira-kira RM5 juta terhadap tiga pembekal dan penjual ayam,
termasuk Tesco Stores (Malaya) Sdn Bhd kerana menjual ayam yang tidak
disembelih.

Zainuddin, 55, menamakan Perak Duck Food Industries Sdn Bhd, CKL Marketing
Sdn Bhd dan Tesco sebagai defendan pertama, kedua dan ketiga dalam saman
yang difailkan menerusi Tetuan M K Othman & Co di Pejabat Pendaftaran
Mahkamah Tinggi Jalan Duta, di sini.

Beliau dalam tuntutannya memohon ganti rugi khas, termasuk kos pembelian
ayam, kos perbelanjaan makan dan minum bagi pertemuannya dengan wakil dari
Perak Duck Food Industries Sdn Bhd dan kos bagi menghadiri pemeriksaan di
Bahagian Hab Halal Jabatan Agama Islam Malaysia (Jakim) di Cyberjaya.

Selain itu, beliau juga menuntut menghadiri pemeriksaan di Persatuan
Pengguna Islam (PPIM) di Keramat di sini dan kos untuk menghadiri
pemeriksaan di Jabatan Agama Islam Perak di Ipoh yang semuanya bernilai RM1,
375.77.

Zainuddin juga memohon defendan untuk membayar ganti rugi am, ganti rugi
teruk dan ganti rugi teladan yang bernilai RM5 juta kerana defendan pertama
dan kedua berlaku khianat dengan membekalkan makanan berlogo halal kepada
semua umat Islam.

Di samping itu, beliau turut memohon mahkamah untuk menghalang ketiga-tiga
defendan untuk menjual, mengedar, memasar atau menyebabkan produk itu berada
di pasaran.

Plaintif juga meminta mahkamah mengarahkan ketiga-tiga defendan memohon
maaf kepada semua umat Islam di negara ini berterusan selama tiga hari di
muka hadapan akhbar utama bahasa Melayu dengan menanggung segala kos
perbelanjaan.

Dalam writ saman berkenaan, beliau juga mendakwa defendan pertama gagal
memastikan keadaan ayam yang dihasilkan tidak disembelih mengikut Syara' dan
tidak prihatin serta sensitif kepada kehendak umat Islam.

Defendan kedua pula didakwa secara cuai menyelia pengeluaran produk yang
berlogo halal pada bungkusan itu, manakala defendan ketiga gagal melakukan
sebarang pemeriksaan bagi memastikan keselamatan halal produk itu sebelum
dipasarkan.

"Pada 28 Oktober tahun lalu saya membeli tiga ayam selasih di Tesco dan
mendapati ayam yang dilabelkan logo halal tidak disembelih dengan betul
mengikut prosedur penyembelihan.

"Sangkaan saya ternyata betul apabila PPIM mengesahkan ayam yang dibeli
tidak halal kerana urat leher ayam yang disembelih itu tidak putus,"
katanya.

Memang aneh kejadian Tuhan ya! Ini Pak Cipan dapat dari seorang peminat. Tapi dia tak beritahu kat mana gambar ni diambil...

No prerequisites... simply, because everyone should be reminded !!!

Are you still complaining?
Or, you just can't stop complain?
Then look at this and tell me what you think?

Are they complaining? Or they just have that to survive?

Observe around you and be thankful for all that you have in this transitory lifetime...

Let us complain less and give more...
..... do your part!

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his ife:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:

A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B. Live your life as simple as you are.

C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.

D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.

Inilah gambar yang menunjukkan keadaan sebenar masa kini dalam masyarakat kita. Siapa yang peduli tentang halal dan haram lagi. Yang penting kalau menang dapat duit... kalau kalah, rugi beberapa ringgit.

Walau sudah terang lagikan bersuluh bahawa hukumnya haram... siap pakai baju raya lagi tu. Kalau tak pergi majlis rumah terbuka, mesti pergi akad nikah.....
kalau bukan, ni mesti pergi sembahayang Jumaat.
Bawalah bertaubat bang.......